The reason you're here is that we at PEBS bar can't keep putting up with you walking out on your bar tabs. We have decided that to pay us back you will work as our lead bartender. We are a full service bar so study our menu so you know how to make our signature cocktails. Goodluck!
Well....sort of. Now you have a hip(ster) club. You'll make more money!
Better upgrade to a real-ish person!
Alcohol... 'cause no great story started with someone eating a salad.